The Space-Time Split

The Chief got out of the ship, and saw a man with a whip, whipping stereotypical transylvanian things, in a stereotypical transylvanian place. He looked at the looming castle and saw flying bats, torches containing hearts, skeletons, zombies, and an easy determination of where they were.

Some kind of Dracula place.

The man with the whip walks over to Link and says "What is a boy like you doing at Dracula's castle. Anyway, you have been corrupted. I can fix that." The man takes out a cross a presses it into Link's chest. Link feels holy somehow. (Link can't use his dark form but gets instead get's infinite light arrows.) The man then notices Starkiller and says "You too." When the man presses the cross into Starkilller's chest it burns and Starkiller unleashes a force push smashing the man into a the mouth of a giant beast. "Darn, I think he was the hero of this universe." says Starkiller.

The beast looks like this.

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Link felt refreshed. He jumped around excited. "Hooray! I'm cured!" he skipped around, and tripped over a skul buried on the floor. He got up, dusted himself, and said "Lets go into that scary haunted house. I've got a whip just like his, cept a snake" He started cracking it about.

The three of them walked into the gloomy and somehow uncreatively designed mansion, then out of nowhere, a large group of zombies circled the group.

Link whipped the whip against some of the zombies. After 2 or 3 hits the ones killed turned into hearts, and when Link picked them up he realized they were MONEY, not HEALTH. "What?"

Starkiller finds a bestilary. Suddenly more skeletons appear but these are diffrent. Instead of moving slowly and throwing bones, they start jumping at the heros. "acording to this they are called friskies." They look like this

Master Chief avoided one of the skeleton's swings, he countered it and flipped it onto the group, he brought out his energy sword and slammed it down onto the skeleton's head. Anther one jumped at him, but he dodged, it took away his energy sword, so he brandished his lightsaber that he took from the Emperor, he spun and sliced it apart from the torso.

Link jumped a couple of steps back. He took out his light arrows and started firing away. He noticed that all of his arrows were somehow replenishing themselves. As the arrows hit the skeletons, a burst of light formed, blinding the other skeletons each time.

The skeletons were all vanquished,

the three set off deeper into the castle, John stumbled upon several hearts along the way, and he couldn't see why their coin counter kept heading upwards as they collected them, 196 coins now.

Deeper still into the castle, the three stumbled upon a large and evil looking vampire, John took a good long look at him. "Dracula"

"This place has been corrupted too, it seems" Link pulled out his light arrows. "Bring it on"

John whipped out his lightsaber, he jumped at Dracula, who deflected the arrows with a simple flick of the wrist. Dracula then blocked the lightsaber with his vampire arm, he then jabbed at The Chief's gut with his pointed hand, somehow, this drained The Chiefs shields to a third and sent him flying backwards into a column.

Link fired multiple light arrows, sometimes getting out his whip. He kept his distance, for something could re-corrupt him.