corupt-a-wish

Here's how it works. Someone wishes for something and the next person corrupts it.Simple right. One rule though. You can't wish for the same thing repeatedly but you can use the same corruption.

I'll start. I wish I was a better person. (not really, but whatever. Anyhting to get the ball rolling, right.)

You become nice and helpful but as this goes on your life becomes gradually less and less fun and people start to pick on you for having some genuine care for humans as a race and begin calling you names like 'prissy puss' and 'sissy-boy' you then become depressed and say 'forget this' (since good people don't swear) and grab the nearest PSG1 and kill everyone that falls between your cross-hairs (take long breath) the authorities are promptly alerted and the SWAT teams are brought into the mix successfully sealing your inevitable doom that ends with a Tuesday prison rap-ping contest in which you fail at horribly and are beat into a small gritty pulp that resembles professional dental toothpaste. Yum.


I wish that Canada was a more assertive kind of country that didn't take, disrespect, from anybody.

At the next election a new prime minister is elected. He has a bad russian accent, an eye patch, and a fat, white cat that he strokes menacingly. As leader he declares that a new age has begun. An age in which canada will rule. He then develops massive tanks that serve as global nuclear warhead launch platforms and kills all the chinese in Canada. To prevent the third world war, (which would be a bad influence on the children of the word,) the nations of the world create a strike team of highly trained trained soldiers to assassinate the prime minister, which they do, eventually. However to get to him they kill copious amounts of soldiers which include you. That's right you joined the army. And do you know why. IT'S BECAUSE YOUR AN IDEALISTIC FOOL WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVED A BOND VILLAIN WITH A HITLER COMPLEX WHEN HE SAID THAT NO ONE WOULD GET P.O.'D BECAUSE CANADIANS ARE NATURALLY BETTER THEN THEY ARE.

whew.

Anyway, I wish I was a highly paid assassin.

Very well
You live your first years being treated like garbage by your co-workers Dane Blades and Hard Serpent, but when you finally prove yourself to the organization and earn your pay, people begin to respect you more as you become one of the most talented assassins in the world, later you are sent to spy on Dane and Hard, you discover that they are enemy assassins... AssassiNinjas, you are sent to kill them but when you arrive, you fall prey to a well set together trap, successfully surrounding, the enemy henchmen gang up and... well they get their butts whooped by your awesome Assassin prowess, but when you finally reach the big enemy boss, he pulls out a gun and shoots you dead...... Moral of the story? Use protection!


I wish I was a Jedi that lived in a Jedi temple on earth.

Locking because inactivity.